How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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