Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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