I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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