I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
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