Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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