Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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