But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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