a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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