i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
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