I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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