Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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