This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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