I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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