so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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