She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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