I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Randomize
