p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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