oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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