Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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