no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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