do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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