But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Randomize