I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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