what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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