Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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