If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Blood and glitter go together right?
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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