Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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