I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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