the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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