Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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