The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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