this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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