After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Randomize
