He kissed a someone with a penis
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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