Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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