Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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