Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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