Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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