I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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