Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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