Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Mom said you looked used
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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