I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
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