Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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