Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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