She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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