Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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