Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize
