Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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