Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Thank you for not boning my boss.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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