Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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