We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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