We should be called the Road Head Warriors
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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