is your mom at the bar?
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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