I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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