Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I FOUND THE LEGS
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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