actually, I'm a sock model
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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